Life doth go on...
And so to business at hand: Reefer is feeling broody.
I dreamt just the other night that my beloved pussycat Chilli (I have custody of her for a week as from tonight) turned into my daughter!! The dream then went off into a tangent, and at one point I was able to remove (or sever!) any part of mine or anyone else's body, and reattach it, causing absolutely no harm! So naturally, me feet came off (and on again), followed by a medley of mate's limbs and culminating in decapitation (and re-capitation?) of my dad!!
Then I woke to find that the bit where a massive spider dropped from the ceiling and landed squarely on my face was NOT a dream. This bit I know from the smashed bundle of legs next to a slipper on the side of the bed.
ANYWAY, about the broodiness, I think I may be ready to go fourth and multiply. Now comes the difficult part of finding a willing female to wield (yes dammit, I said wield!) my child!
For this task, I may have to be more charming than usual...
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(29.8.05 21:19) Ever thought of a sperm bank? Get paid to pass on your genes, with all the free porno you want. |
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(1.9.05 01:07) I'm sure the'll be lots of girls willing to take your seed and produce sprog on a council estate somewhere. Try southend on sea. |